I'm A Happy Person But

You Don't Want Another Enron? Here's Your Law: If A Company, Can't Explain, In One Sentence, What It Does... It's Illegal.

I Do Like Guinness, I Have To Say, Because You Feel Like You're Eating Something.

Just Relax And Breathe Through Your Ass.

You Want To Know What It's Like To Be On A Plane For 22 Hours? Sit In A Chair, Squeeze Your Head As Hard As You Can, Don't Stop, Then Take A Paper Bag And Put It Over Your Mouth And Nose And Breath Your Own Air Over And Over And Over.

How Our Government Works... It Doesn't.