You Know. I Don't Think

Sometimes I Wonder Does God Just Not Care Are Is He To Busy Ignoring Your Prayers

Nyquil Comes In Two Colors, Red And Green, And It's The Only Thing On The Planet That Tastes Like Red And Green.

I Don't Need Politicians Doing A 24-hour Prayer With Oral Roberts To Get Our Country Back On Track.

Jesse Ventura Is Basically Proof That The People Of Minnesota Are Not Social Drinkers... They Are Obviously Alcoholics.

There Are Two Things I Know About Life... Only The Good Die Young But The Real Jerks Will Live Forever.