I'm A Complete Romantic -

My Parents Tried To Keep Me Safe, But To Me The World Was Not A Safe Place.

I'm A Mother With Two Small Children, So I Don't Take As Much Crap As I Used To.

People Who Wear Fur Smell Like A Wet Dog If They're In The Rain. And They Look Fat And Gross.

I Was Getting A Little Bored With My Hair. It's Kind Of A Symbolic Thing, Just Getting Rid Of The Past, Moving Forward. It's Amazing What A Reaction You Get When You Cut Your Hair.

My Mom Has Said She Wished I Were Gay... I Don't Think She Likes My Taste In Men.