I'll Squeeze The Cider Out

Every Time You Think, You Weaken The Nation.

Keep Laughing. As Long As You’re Laughing You Still Have Hope.

Our Genius Ain't Appreciated Around Here... Let's Scram!

I Used To Stand Outside The Theater Knowing The Truant Officer Was Looking For Me. I Would Stand There 'til Someone Came Along And Then Ask Them To Buy My Ticket.

Only Fools Are Positive.