Ill Smoke Anything Anybody Gives

I Came To Hollywood And Nobody Knew Me. I Was On A Coupla Tv Shows.

I Could Not Chop Down A Tree If My Life Depended On It.

I Remember Once In High School The Umpire Called Me Out At Third Base When I Was Sure I Was Safe. I Got So Mad I Took Out My Glass Eye, Handed It To Him And Said, 'try This.' I Got Such A Laugh You Wouldn't Believe.

Ill Smoke Anything Anybody Gives Me, Im Not Particular.

I'm Just Looking To Get Through The Day.