I'll Sign Anything Except Bad

When A Stray Animal Crosses Your Path, It May Be As Close To God As You're Going To Get In This Lifetime.

If You're Paranoid Long Enough, Sooner Or Later You're Gonna Be Right.

Students Don't Know Who Mark Twain Was Because He Wasn't On The Test.

We've Had To Be Creative To Get On The Ballot.

It Wasn't A Healthy Attitude, But It Wasn't Really A Healthy World.