On The Whole I Prefer

That's The Government. Having Been A Politician And A Musician, I Can Tell You Which One Is A Higher Calling. If Musicians Ran The Country, It Would Be A Much Different Place. We Wouldn't Get A Lot Done In The Mornings, But We'd Work Late.

I'm Going To Lower The Drinking Age To Eighteen. If You're Old Enough To Die In Iraq, You're Old Enough To Drink.

You Don't Accomplish Much By Swimming With The Mainstream. Hell, A Dead Fish Can Do That.

I See An Issue I Like, And I Support It.

Students Don't Know Who Mark Twain Was Because He Wasn't On The Test.