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When You're Young, You're Stupid. You Do Silly Things. I Did It (the O-z-z-y Tattoo Across His Knuckles) When I Was 14. I Was In Jail For Something. I Could Have Had It Removed, But Why? It's My Trademark. People Stop Me And Say, 'let Me Have A Look At Your Hand.'

I've Been Dictating To My Son, Who's Helping Me On His Computer. I'm Spending A Lot Of Time Doing Research - I've Just Got Up To 1971, When I Went Crazy And Dived Through The Window. My Life Is So Full Of Interesting Stories.

In The Early Days, You Would Get Skinheads, The Eagles And Black Sabbath Playing The Same Show.

I'm A Nice Guy, You Know. It's Hard Work To Be An Asshole.

I Knew It Was Time To Get Off Of Reality Tv When Someone Asked Me If I Sang As Well As Acted.