I'll Go With The Guy

Even If You Meet The Perfect Person, It Ain’t Gonna Be At The Perfect Time. You’re Married, They’re Single. That’s Right. You’re Jewish, They’re Palestinian. You’re A Mexican, They’re A Raccoon. You’re A Black Woman, He’s A Black Man.

Money Is The Best Lotion In The World.

Wealth Is Not About Having A Lot Of Money; It's About Having A Lot Of Options.

Eddie Murphy Is To Comedians What Nicki Minaj Is To Spanx.

Whenever I Go Out With Other Married Couples, I Like To Bring Along A Single Crackhead. Just To Spice Things Up.