I'll Be Back. I'll Be

I Dress Normal Because I Want People To Treat Me Regular. And Their Brains Explode. It's Really Fun.

I Think When You're 25 You're Still Finding Yourself, And You Should Have The Freedom Of That.

I Don't Care If You Think I'm Racist. I Just Want You To Think I'm Thin.

The Reason The Rest Of Us Remember, Like, When John Lennon Died, Is Because It's A Moment When Adrenaline Is Surging.

I Don't Think Half My Stuff Would Be Funny If The Audience Didn't Feel At Least A Little Bit Safe That It's Not How I Truly Feel.