I Know How To Write.

Growing Up, I Always Loved Disney Movies, But The First Movie I Remember Seeing Is 'sleepers,' So I Wasn't Really Taken To Children's Movies.

Everyone Self-googles. And, I Have, Of Course, The Google Alert.

I Just Think Of Myself As A Comedian, Really.

Don't Tell Girls They Can Be Anything They Want When They Grow Up. Because It Would Have Never Occurred To Them That They Couldn't. It's Like Saying, 'hey, When You Get In The Shower, I'm Not Gonna Read Your Diary.' 'wait--are You Gonna Read My Diary?' 'no! I Said I'm Not Gonna Read Your Diary. Go Take A Shower!'

Women Don't Ask To Be Raped, But There Are Some That Are Asking To Be Motorboated