If You're Not Drunk And

At Some Point, Your Memories, Your Stories, Your Adventures, Will Be The Only Things You'll Have Left.

Discovering The 'impossible' Ending To A New Book Makes Me Sick With Joy And Relief.

Without Access To True Chaos, We'll Never Have True Peace. Unless Everything Can Get Worse, It Won't Get Any Better.

The Only Person We'll Hate More Than Each Other Is Ourselves.

Recycling And Speed Limits Are Bullshit. They're Like Someone Who Quits Smoking On His Deathbed.