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If You're Going To Stop Masturbating, You Can't Taper Off. You've Got To Quit, Cold Jerky!
-Lenny Bruce
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If You're Going To Stop
Lenny Bruce
If You're Going To Stop Masturbating, You Can't Taper Off. You've Got To Quit, Cold Jerky!
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