If You're Going To Do

When Nixon Died, On My Radio Show I Started Doing Sketches With Three Basic Conceits: One, There's A Place Called Heaven. Two, Nixon Got In. And Three, He's Still Taping.

Even Under The Best Of Circumstances Men Are Hard Creatures To Trap. Women Who Flatter Themselves Into Thinking They've Trapped One Are Like People Who Believe They Can Get Rid Of The Cockroaches In Their Kitchen. They're In For A Big Surprise Late One Night When They Turn On The Light.

The Simpsons Will End As Soon As Fox Is Able To Find An 8 P.m. Comedy Hit To Replace It - So I Give Us Another 50 Years.

A Movie Script More Than Anything Else Is A Plan Of Action For The Crew. Everybody In The Crew Looks At The Script To See What They're Going To Do. It Has To Contain Where You Are, And How Many People Are There, And What They Do, And What Time Of Day It Is, And What Time Of Year It Is.

For A Guy Who Is Always Banging On About The Masculine Virtues, Nixon Had This Remarkable Proclivity For Very Dainty Gestures.