If You're A Single Man

I Always Sort Of Talk About - To Myself At Least, Or To My Friends, About Wanting To Just Keep Life Very Simple. I've Found It Most Simple Here In New York. You Know, It's Basically I Have A, In A Way, A 9-to-5 Job, You Know? I Do Eight Shows A Week. I Live In New York City. I Get To Walk Everywhere, And You Know, Just Be One Of The People Of The City. And It's Actually Wonderful.

Women Are A Source Of Energy In Life. I've Always Wanted To Be In A War Or Baseball Movie, But The Thought Of Having No Women On Set For Six Months - That's Hell. I Don't Know If It's Animalistic Or What, But Men Become Like Peacocks With Their Feathers Up When Women Are Around.

I Had Size 12 Feet When I Was 10, So I Thought I Was Going To Be 6 8. My Goal Was To Be Able To Dunk A Basket. I Wound Up Being 6 1 With Size 14 Feet. I Got The Raw End Of The Deal.

I Liked Sports But I Never Really Had The Confidence. I Was Always Coordinated And It Came Easy To Me, But I Didn't Have The Confidence To Go Along With The Physical Skill.

I Definitely Am A Huge Lover Of Comedy, And It's Only Through Doing So Many Comedies That I've Realised How Much Of An Influence They've Been On Me.