I Definitely Am A Huge

I Never Lived The Life Of 'oh, You're So Good-looking'. People Thought I Was A Girl When I Was Little, Because I Looked Like A Girl-maybe Because My Mother Would Keep My Hair Really Long In A Bowl Cut. I Was In A Coffee Shop Once And The Waitress Was Like, 'what Do You Want, Miss?' I Was 10 Or 11-the Worst Age To Have That Happen. I Had A Jean Jacket On And A Metallica Pin. I Thought I Was Really Cool.

I Think I'm A Decent-looking Guy. Sometimes I Can Look Great, And Other Times I Look Horrifying.

Women Are A Source Of Energy In Life. I've Always Wanted To Be In A War Or Baseball Movie, But The Thought Of Having No Women On Set For Six Months - That's Hell. I Don't Know If It's Animalistic Or What, But Men Become Like Peacocks With Their Feathers Up When Women Are Around.

Unfortunately, When Someone Asks Me For A Favor, I Cant Say No. Because Of My Upbringing - My Catholic Guilt - If I Dont Do It, It Plagues Me.

My Mother Emails Me Stuff About When She Finds A Paparazzi Photo And Theyre Like, His Hair Is Out Of Control.