If Your Mind Isn't Open,

People Talk About Dysfunctional Families; I've Never Seen Any Other Kind.

Some People Can't See The Color Red. That Doesn't Mean It Isn't There.

What Could Smell Better Than Supper Being Cooked By Someone Else?

Pretending To Be 'normal' Is A Lot Harder Than You Think.

My Second Husband And I Were Going Through A Bitter Divorce, And I Didn't Have The Money For A Fancy-pants Attorney. I Didn't Know How To Fight, So I'd Lie Awake At Night And Think Of Ways To Kill Him. But I Knew I'd Get Caught, So I Decided To Put It In A Book And Get Paid For It! I Always Think It's Odd That A Whole Career Came Out Of That Homicidal Impulse.