If You'll Promise Not To

Summertime And The Livin' Is Easy, Fish Are Jumpin', And The Cotton Is High.

They All Laughed At Christopher Columbus When He Said The World Was Round.

The Future Of This Nation, With The Present Generation, You Must Admit Is Nothing But A Joke

If You'll Promise Not To Cry, Baby, I Will Kiss You By-and-by—maybe! Though You're Six Feet Three, You Will Always Be Nothing But A Baby, Dear, To Me.

If I'm A Guy Who Doesn't Seem So Merry, It's Just Because I'm So Misunderstood. When I Was Young I Ate A Dictionary, And That Did Not Do Me A Bit Of Good. For I've Absorbed So Many Words And Phrases— They Drive Me Dizzy When I Want To Speak. I Start Explaining But Each Person Gazes As If I Spoke In Latin Or In Greek.