If You Watch Tonight's Show,

Donald Trump Is Many Things, But I Don't Think He's A Racist.

America Comes With Both Rights And Responsibilities. You Have, For Example, The Right To Free Speech, But You Have The Responsibility To Not Yell 'fire' In A Crowded Theater. If You Don't Live Up To That Responsibility, You Face Certain Consequences. It's A Simple But Effective Formula. Unfortunately, Tenured Professors Are Completely Insulated From It. They Can Scream Fire In Their Classrooms All They Want - And Then Hide Behind Their Tenure If Anyone Questions Them On It.

Faith, Hope And Charity - Faith, Hope And Charity - Those Are The Tools God Gave Me. Ad I Keep Circling Around It.

We Can't Afford Any President To Fail.

If I'm Ever In A Weird Car Accident, Or I Commit Suicide Or Something, After The Media Stops Celebrating My Death, Could They Check Into It? Because I'm Not Suicidal. And I'm A Pretty Good Driver.