I Want You To Understand

Every Night I Get Down On My Knees And Pray That Dennis Kucinich Will Burst Into Flames.

Always Remember Where We Come From, How We Got Here, And Who Led Us Into The Warmth Of The Sunshine.

If I'm Ever In A Weird Car Accident, Or I Commit Suicide Or Something, After The Media Stops Celebrating My Death, Could They Check Into It? Because I'm Not Suicidal. And I'm A Pretty Good Driver.

Following The Herd Is Fine, Until They All Run Off The Side Of A Cliff Together.

Remember, Beneath Every Cynic There Lies A Romantic, And Probably An Injured One.