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Sensitive Husbands Don't Like Second Billing. I Don't Believe Franchot Ever For A Moment Resented The Fact That I Was A Star. Possibly He Resented Hollywood's Refusal To Let Him Forget It. There Was Never A Doubt In My Mind That His Talent Was Greater Than Mine.

You Know The Troubles I've Had With My Two Older Children. I Can't Understand Why It Turned Out So Badly. I Tried To Give Them Everything. I Loved Them And Tried To Keep Them Near Me, Even When They Didn't Return My Love. Well, I Couldn't Make Them Love Me, But They Could Have Shown Some Respect. I Couldn't Insist On Love, But I Could Insist On Respect.

I'd Like To Think Every Director I've Worked With Has Fallen In Love With Me, I Know Dorothy Arzner Did.

Then There's That 'you're Only As Old As You Feel' Business, Which Is True To A Point, But You Can't Be Shirley Temple On The Good Ship Lollipop Forever. Sooner Or Later, Dammit, You're Old.

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