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Any Actress Who Appears In Public Without Being Well-groomed Is Digging Her Own Grave.

Well, We Can Skip Childhood Because I Didn't Have Any. Not One Goddam Moment On The Good Ship Lollipop.

If You've Earned A Position, Be Proud Of It. Don't Hide It. I Want To Be Recognized. When I Hear People Say, 'there's Joan Crawford!' I Turn Around And Say, 'hi! How Are You!'

My God, I'm Four Hundred Years Old And The Most I Can Do Is Look Three Hundred.