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If I Weren't A Christian Scientist, And I Saw "trog" Advertised On A Marquee Across The Street, I'd Think I'd Contemplate Suicide.

I Absolutely Will Not Allow Anyone To Call Me Grandmother. They Can Call Me Auntie Joan, Dee-dee, Cho-cho, Anything But Grandmother. It Pushes A Woman Almost To The Grave.

[to The Mother Of Two Unruly Children In A Restaurant After The Woman Said She Really Didn't Know What To Do With Her Children:] Have You Tried Infanticide?

I Was A Strict Disciplinarian, Perhaps Too Strict At Times, But My God, Without Discipline What Is Life?

1. Find Your Own Style And Have The Courage To Stick To It. 2. Choose Your Clothes For Your Way Of Life. 3. Make Your Wardrobe As Versatile As An Actress. It Should Be Able To Play Many Roles. 4. Find Your Happiest Colours - The Ones That Make You Feel Good. 5. Care For Your Clothes, Like The Good Friends They Are!