I, Joan Crawford, I Believe

If You Have An Ounce Of Common Sense And One Good Friend You Don't Need An Analyst.

Nobody Can Imitate Me. You Can Always See Impersonations Of Katharine Hepburn And Marilyn Monroe. But Not Me. Because I've Always Drawn On Myself Only.

Women's Lib? Poor Little Things. They Always Look So Unhappy. Have You Noticed How Bitter Their Faces Are?

Mr. Cukor Is A Hard Task-master, A Fine Director And He Took Me Over The Coals Giving Me The Roughest Time I Have Ever Had. And I Am Eternally Grateful.

You Know The Troubles I've Had With My Two Older Children. I Can't Understand Why It Turned Out So Badly. I Tried To Give Them Everything. I Loved Them And Tried To Keep Them Near Me, Even When They Didn't Return My Love. Well, I Couldn't Make Them Love Me, But They Could Have Shown Some Respect. I Couldn't Insist On Love, But I Could Insist On Respect.