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If You Throw A Lamb Chop In The Oven, What's To Keep It From Getting Done?

I Used To Wash My Hands Every Ten Minutes. I Couldn't Step Out Of The House Unless I Had Gloves On. I Wouldn't Smoke A Cigarette Unless I Opened The Pack Myself, And I Would Never Use Another Cigarette Out Of That Pack If Someone Else Had Touched It.

Well, We Can Skip Childhood Because I Didn't Have Any. Not One Goddam Moment On The Good Ship Lollipop.

If You Start Watching The Oldies, You're In Trouble. I Feel Ancient If "grand Hotel" Or "the Bride Wore Red" Comes On. I Have A Sneaking Regard For "mildred Pierce", But The Others Do Nothing For Me.

When Television Killed Comedy And Love Stories, The Movie Makers Went In Slugging. They Offered The Downbeat, The Degenerate As Competition. This Seems To Me To Be A Sad Campaign For Hollywood To Use To Combat Box Office Disaster.