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One Begins To Realize That One Is Getting Old When The Birthday Candles Weigh More Than The Cake.

I Firmly Believe, However, That If Your Children Have Never Hated You, You Have Failed As A Parent.

We Movie Stars All End Up By Ourselves. Who Knows? Maybe We Want To.

There's Only One Way To Work -- Like Hell.

Once The Love Bug Wears Off, As It Inevitably Does, You Are Shocked To Discover That You Really Didn't Know The Object Of Your Affections At All. We Know This To Be So, Even As We Repeat The Same Mistake Over And Over And Over.