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The Secret Of Marriage Is: Separate Bedrooms And Separate Bathrooms.

Dramatic Art In Her Opinion Is Knowing How To Fill A Sweater.

I Was So Uncomfortable At A Party Recently When The Conversation Droned On About Women Who Are Constantly Getting Married. I Was On The Edge Of My Chair, Close To Squirming In Embarrassment Because I Myself Was Guilty Of Four Husbands. I Finally Leaned Forward And Squeaked, 'but One Died!

Almost As Many Inhumanities Are Committed In The Name Of Love As In The Name Of Religion.

I Think It's Just Too Much Trouble To Be Dishonest And Keep Up With Yourself.