The Secret Of Marriage Is:

I Went Back To Work Because Someone Had To Pay For The Groceries.

I Never Did Pal Around With Actresses. Their Talk Usually Bored Me To Tears.

I Was So Uncomfortable At A Party Recently When The Conversation Droned On About Women Who Are Constantly Getting Married. I Was On The Edge Of My Chair, Close To Squirming In Embarrassment Because I Myself Was Guilty Of Four Husbands. I Finally Leaned Forward And Squeaked, 'but One Died!

The Real Actor - Like Any Real Artistj- Has A Direct Line To The Collective Heart.

Old Age Is No Place For Sissies.