If You Want A Friend,

Have You Ever Noticed How Quiet You Get When You Go In The Woods? It's Almost Like You Know That God's There.

The Reason People Use A Crucifix Against Vampires Is Because Vampires Are Allergic To Bullshit.

I Believe The Ability To Think Is Blessed. If You Can Think About A Situation, You Can Deal With It. The Big Struggle Is To Keep Your Head Clear Enough To Think.

I Had Some Great Things And I Had Some Bad Things. The Best And The Worst . . . In Other Words, I Had A Life.

My Grandmother Used To Discipline Me, I Mean, Beat My Ass, And I Deserved Them, Too.