If You've Got A Cat

A Dog Has No Shame. If He Can Do It, You Can Watch.

Irony Deals With Opposites; It Has Nothing To Do With Coincidence.

The Main Reason Santa Is So Jolly Is Because He Knows Where All The Bad Girls Live.

I Don't Consider Myself A Cynic. I Think Of Myself As A Skeptic And A Realist.

I Loved The Angiogram. They Stick A Thing In Your Thigh And It Goes All The Way Up To Your Heart. Isn't That A Thrill? Well, At Least The Nurse Scored Thigh.