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Movies And Television Don't Make You Violent; All They Do Is Channel The Violence More Creatively.

Death Is Caused By Swallowing Small Amounts Of Saliva Over A Long Period Of Time.

Why Do They Put Braille On The Drive-through Bank Machines?

Language Is The Most Elementary Aspect To Our Humanness, Probably. In Addition To That, It's The Embodiment, It's The Apotheosis Of The Human Experience, It's The Way We Summarize Ourselves.

Looking Back, I Realize That My Life Has Been A Series Of Incidents Where One Person Has Said To Another, "get This Asshole Outta Here!"