If You Stretched The Average

A Refrigerator Is The Opposite Of A Drug Addict, Because A Refrigerator Starts In A Box And Then Moves To A House.

I Am Sometimes Referred To As Excuse Me In An Annoyed Tone Of Voice, Because Apparently I Am In The Way. I Am So Sorry. I Am Supposed To Be Some Sort Of Mind Reader, I Guess. I Am Moving Out Of The Way Now As Slowly As I Possibly Can. I Am Doing This And There's Nothing You Can Do About It.

How Fast Does A Zebra Have To Run Before It Looks Gray.

Vampire Fad Just Won't Die. Makes Sense, I Guess.

If Only Loud People Were Even Half As Interesting As They Think They Are.