If You Stretched The Average

My Friend Named His Car. And I Don't Want To Be Judgemental, But... What A Dork.

Regarding The Marching Band: How Much More Interesting It Would Be To See A Creeping Band.

I Have Never Been In A Bad Mood And Near A Beach Ball At The Same Time. Causation? Correlation? Or Fate?

I Don't Usually Fly In First Class, But I Fart In First Class.

Sometimes If I Really Want To Get Someone's Attention, I'll Start A Sentence With Something Like, "i'm Not Racist, But..." I Say, "i'm Not Racist, But You Look Great Today." They Say, "that Wasn't Racist At All." I Said, "i Know. I Said I'm Not Racist. You Never Listen. Typical Mexican."