I Started Being A Comedy

As A Creative Person, You Want To Have A Foothold And Sense Of Progress.

I Got Into Stand Up Just To Do Stand Up Because I Love Stand Up.

I Think It Would Be Worse To Get Mauled By A Dancing Bear Than Just A Regular Bear Because You Can't Totally Blame The Dancing Bear.

Checkers Taught Me That A King Is A Man With Another Man On Top Of Him. But Life Taught Me That That's Actually Called A Queen.

A Human Head Looks The Least Scary When It Is Attached.