I Have An Erratic Drummer

I Was Seeing This Girl And She Wanted To Get More Serious. But I Wasn't Ready To, I Had Just Gotten Out Of A Difficult Relationship Before That. So I Said To Her, 'listen, You Have To Understand Something. Relationships Are Like Eyebrows. It's Better When There's A Space Between Them.' And That's Coming From A Greek Guy.

I Find That A Shirt Is Most Similar To A Napkin When I Don't Have A Napkin.

I Want To Make A Revolving Door That Says 'pull' On It, Just See How Obedient People Are.

If I Were Blind, I'd Wear A Blindfold All The Time.

When Telling A Story About How Wasted You Were Last Night, Stop.