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The Only Really Unplayable Lie I Can Think Of Is When You're Supposed To Be Playing Golf And Come Home With Lipstick On Your Collar.

I've Been Wearing Hearing Aids For A Long Time. The Technology Available Now Is Simply Unbelievable. When I Compare The New Digital Products To What We Had 30 Years Ago, It's An Amazing Difference.... There Was A Time When I Couldn't Hear What Most People Said To Me, Most Of The Time. But With The Hearing Aids, I Understand Just About Everything ... It Really Is Very Impressive.

I Think I've Heard Somebody Say That I Was A Well-dressed Golfer. I Guess That Has Something To Do With The Fact That A Lot Of People Who Play Golf Don't Dress Very Well.

As For 1994 [ U.s. Open], I Didn't Do Very Well, But It Was A Great Occasion For Me Even Though I Was Not Playing The Way I Had Hoped. And It Was Obviously A Very Emotional Day That Last Day, But It Was A Great Memory For Me And I Have Had A Lot Of Great Memories At Oakmont Over The Years.

One Thing I've Learned Over Time Is, If You Hit A Golf Ball Into Water, It Won't Float.