The Only Really Unplayable Lie

I Have A Tip That Can Take 5 Strokes Off Anyone's Golf Game. It's Called An Eraser.

I Can't Afford The Luxury Of Music While I'm Flying An Airplane. I Have To Pay Attention To What I'm Doing.

What Do I Mean By Concentration? I Mean Focusing Totally On The Business At Hand And Commanding Your Body To Do Exactly What You Want It To Do.

I Was Playing Golf In Palm Springs And After A Round I Asked The Waitress In A Restaurant To Bring Me A Glass Of Iced Tea And Lemonade. A Lady Sitting Nearby Heard Me And Asked The Waitress To Bring Her A "palmer," Too. The Name Caught On And The Beverage Quickly Spread Around The Country.

I Enjoyed The Fans Thoroughly, And They Were Always Helpful. They Were The Reason That I Tried So Hard Over The Years.