If You're Billed As A

I Find That It's Easier To Disguise Yourself When You Go To Florida Or Places Like That, Because No One Is Expecting To See A Celebrity There. When You Throw On A Hat And Glasses, No One Really Looks At You Twice - Because Why Would You Be In Florida? People Just Assume That If You're Famous, You're In Hollywood.

Well, I'm Clearly Not Ugly.

And You Know, The People Who Hate Kids And Don't Want Kids Always End Up Having 50 Of Them.

If You're Billed As A Comedian, People Will Accept Anything You Say As Light-hearted And Not With Intent Behind It.

I Have No Friends And I Never Leave My House.