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When A Man Marries His Mistress It Creates A Job Opportunity.

Beauty Is A Social Necessity.

None Has More Frequent Conversations With A Disagreeable Self Than The Man Of Pleasure; His Enthusiasms Are But Few And Transient; His Appetites, Like Angry Creditors, Are Continually Making Fruitless Demands For What He Is Unable To Pay; And The Greater His Former Pleasures, The More Strong His Regret, The More Impatient His Expectations. A Life Of Pleasure Is, Therefore, The Most Unpleasing Life.

Tolerance It A Tremendous Virtue, But The Immediate Neighbors Of Tolerance Are Apathy And Weakness.

The Bigger The Headquarters The More Decadent The Company.