If You Pay Peanuts, You

The Bigger The Headquarters The More Decadent The Company.

Praise In The Beginning Is Agreeable Enough; And We Receive It As A Favor; But When It Comes In Great Quantities, We Regard It Only As A Debt, Which Nothing But Our Merit Could Extort.

If You See A Bandwagon, It's Too Late.

When A Man Marries His Mistress It Creates A Job Opportunity.

If You Pay Peanuts, You Get Monkeys.