If You Find It Hard

Budget: A Way Of Going Broke Methodically

My Experience Is That People Are Most Likely To Listen To Reason When In Bed.

There's A Man Outside With A Big Black Mustache. - Tell Him I've Got One.

A Woman Is An Occasional Pleasure But A Cigar Is Always A Smoke.

I Don't Know. When I Was Born There Was A Nurse Taking Care Of Me." "what's The Matter? Couldn't The Nurse Take Care Of Herself?" "sure She Could. I Just Found That Out Too Late.