If You Find It Hard

Either He's Dead Or My Watch Has Stopped.

How Would You Like To Feel The Way She Looks?

While Money Can't Buy Happiness, It Certainly Lets You Choose Your Own Form Of Misery.

My Brother Thinks He's A Chicken-we Don't Talk Him Out Of It Because We Need The Eggs

Do They Allow Tipping On The Boat? - Yes, Sir. Have You Got Two Fives? - Oh, Yes, Sir. Then You Won't Need The Ten Cents I Was Going To Give You.