If You Find It Hard

I'm Leaving Because The Weather Is Too Good. I Hate London When It's Not Raining.

My Brother Thinks He's A Chicken-we Don't Talk Him Out Of It Because We Need The Eggs

How Would You Like To Feel The Way She Looks?

Many Years Ago I Chased A Woman For Almost Two Years, Only To Discover That Her Tastes Were Exactly Like Mine: We Both Were Crazy About Girls.

I Was Going To Thrash Them Within An Inch Of Their Lives, But I Didn't Have A Tape Measure.