If You Ever Had Your

You're 83? Really? You Don't Look It. I Would've Guessed 81 Or 82.

If You Ever Had Your Moon Salted You'd Know How Painful That Could Be.

They're Living Proof That The 3 Stooges Had Children.

[on Sting] He Threw A Sucker Punch. There's The Sucker Who Threw The Punch. Him The The Bart Simpson Hair Doo.

He's The Only Man I Know Of Who Can Hide His Own Easter Eggs.