If You Don’t Think You

When I Went To Chicago, I'll Put It Like This: I Was Looking For A Dime And I Found A Quarter.

They Say The Blues Is Sad, But When B.b. Sings 'i Got A Sweet Little Angel, I Love The Way She Spreads Her Wings,' That Don't Sound Too Sad To Me!

So Here I Am - A 75-year-old Man Sitting On A Bar Stool In A Blues Club, Trying To Figure Out Exactly How I Got Here. Any Way You Look At It, It's A Helluva Story.

Once I Was Checking To Hotel And A Couple Saw My Ring With Blues On It. They Said, 'you Play Blues. That Music Is So Sad.' I Gave Them Tickets To The Show, And They Came Up Afterwards And Said, 'you Didn't Play One Sad Song.'

If You Don't Think You've Got The Blues, Just Keep Living, And If You Don't Think You're Drunk, Just Keep Drinking What You're Drinking.