If You Don't Get It

The Hardest Thing About Being James Brown Is I Have To Live. I Don't Have No Down Time.

I'd Rather Be Jack Be Smart, Than Jack Be Quick. Watch Out For The Man With The Big Fat Licking Stick.

I'm Not Going To Be Joining Zz Top. You Know They Can't Play My Stuff. It's Too Complicated.

I Had To Tell About My Colonic, Which Expresses The Fact Why I'm So Neat Today As Opposed To A Few Years Ago. I Never Knew That The Weight Made That Much Difference.

I Only Got A Seventh-grade Education, But I Have A Doctorate In Funk, And I Like To Put That To Good Use