The Hardest Thing About Being

I Don't Know Karate, But I Know Ka-razy!

When You Touch Me, Good God.

I Had To Tell About My Colonic, Which Expresses The Fact Why I'm So Neat Today As Opposed To A Few Years Ago. I Never Knew That The Weight Made That Much Difference.

When I'm On Stage, I'm Trying To Do One Thing: Bring People Joy. Just Like Church Does. People Don't Go To Church To Find Trouble, They Go There To Lose It.

My Son Don't Have To Say It Loud, I'm Black And I'm Proud. He Don't Have To Be Called Those Crazy Names.