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If You Can't Sleep, Count Sheep. Don't Count Endangered Animals. You Will Run Out.
-Mitch Hedberg
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If You Can't Sleep, Count
Mitch Hedberg
If You Can't Sleep, Count Sheep. Don't Count Endangered Animals. You Will Run Out.
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