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I Find A Duck's Opinion Of Me Is Very Much Influenced By Whether Or Not I Have Bread.
-Mitch Hedberg
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I Find A Duck's Opinion
Mitch Hedberg
I Find A Duck's Opinion Of Me Is Very Much Influenced By Whether Or Not I Have Bread.
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