If You Can't Join Them,

Most People Past College Age Are Not Atheists. It's Too Hard To Be In Society, For One Thing. Because You Don't Get Any Days Off. And If You're An Agnostic You Don't Know Whether You Get Them Off Or Not.

I've Arranged With My Executor To Be Buried In Chicago. Because When I Die, I Want To Still Remain Active Politically.

A Conservative Is Someone Who Believes In Reform. But Not Now.

Obama Says His Recreation Consists Of Reading The Constitution... Looking For A Loophole.

I Don't Believe In Good People And Bad People. I Believe In The Better Parts Of People.