If You Can't Make Fun

I Can't Wear Yellow Anymore. It's Too Matchy-matchy With My Catheter.

I Was Getting Dressed And A Peeping Tom Looked In The Window, Took A Look And Pulled Down The Shade.

What I Love About Jewelry Is You Can Change It For Something Else Without Surgery.

Old Age' Is Always Ten Years More Than We Are.

She Doesn't Understand The Concept Of Roman Numerals. She Thought We Just Fought In World War Eleven.