I Was Getting Dressed And

Looking 50 Is Great, If You're 60.

I've Learned From Doing My Own Show With Fox That People Are Not Your Partners If They're Signing The Checks. Whoever Signs Your Paycheck Is The Boss - No Matter What They Tell You.

I Caused My Husband's Heart Attack. In The Middle Of Lovemaking I Took The Paper Bag Off My Head. He Dropped The Polaroid And Keeled Over And So Did The Hooker. It Would Have Taken Me Half An Hour To Untie Myself And Call The Paramedics, But Fortunately The Great Dane Could Dial.

I Want To Be Buried In A Valentino Gown And I Want Harry Winston To Make Me A Toe Tag.

I Think I've Lost 3lbs - I'm Very, Very Happy. I Thought Of It As Work And A Spa.