If You Are Patient...and Wait

I Stop Short Of Being A Workaholic.

When You're Through With Your Cat, You Can't Throw It In The Trash.

Life Is Like A Hot Bath. It Feels Good While You're In It, But The Longer You Stay, The More Wrinkled You Get.

Great Chefs Know It's The Appearance Of Food That Counts...but Great Eaters Know Its The Amount Of Food That Counts

The Understatement Is The English Contribution To Comedy.